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How do I make him notice me?

There is this guy in my Weightlifters class at the YMCA, which I think is mega cute. His neck is as wide as my thighs, no joke. I just want to smear him with sunless-tanning lotion, and then coat him in vegetable oil to make his levator scapulae shimmer in the fluorescent gym lighting. I know it's love, because I would not even mind his dosage acne-covered ass with a syringe full of anabolic steroids. I've been squatting and adjust my sports bra in front of him because I do not know how long, and he still has not asked me out. I also tried to ask him for help with weights, but everything he did was grunt and have a hernia. I'm ready to just throw in the towel sweat, these glutes were made for Walkin 'if you know what I mean … How I get this massive Olympus-like model of science-gone-right to show me some attention?

This issue is of ***** g Op. Check your hormones, love.

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